hey its friday and I have been mostly ignoring our favorite quoted source but, my buddy here at work hasent been and sent me this little gem.

"It’s not even dust it’s ancient stuff that blows you in the nose."

Happy Friday folks.

Morning all.  I have no idea where this came from.  Its pretty quiet back here right now, until our most oft quoted source pops up with

"Some People are actually brain dead in real life"

She just decided that we all needed to know that.  Then thankfully she shut the hell back up.

I wonder if she knows she is talking about herself. 

Coworker - Joe, my computer is doing this thing where it closes the action im loggin and opening a new one ( Read more... )

Its been a while, since we have had a good daily quote. Here is todays!

"God invented TV's"

Thats right, the great architect who created the heavens and the earth also invented Television.

Have fun

Its not even 7 am and we have the days quote.

"Its not easy being a Minority, but red heads have more hair volume than any other color"

Enjoy

"Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car." - Christopher Moore

I want to get this person a map.  Not my normal source however.

"You dont sound like your from florida, you sound like your from some where down south."

Enjoy!

"I think it would be really humid in Los Angeles, its got all that lead in the air from the smog"

What in the holy sphincter of hades are you yaking about.  that makes no fucking sense.  Shut your fucking pie hole.

lead is a fucking metal, its not a gas, it is not in any form that I am aware of Lighter than air.  Ergo its not floating around ( Read more... )

So, we havent had one in a while but we got one today. (and yes, I have kind of had a bad day so far today ( Read more... )

Havent had one in a while.  I was hoping that when they gave me my new desk they would put a lid on hers so that I wouldent have to listen to it any more.  but No dice ( Read more... )